Tips of the Day

I think we like to complicate things when it is really quite simple; 
find what it is that makes you happy and who it is that makes you happy and you're set.
Promise.

我們(3)

B: 食咩好?
N: Ummmm...Cafe O?
B: 好喎...好主意!
N: 吖...都係唔好, 其實我都係想食意粉
B: 吓? 點解呀? 食Cafe O啦!
N: 但係Cafe O 冇意粉食喎
B: 又係你頭先自己話去嘅! 乜你咁㗎!(悔氣)
N: 吓? 我點呀?
B: 講咗又唔算數! 
N: 我頭先brainstorm緊之嘛, 又冇話一定要去! 我依家改變主意呀得唔得吖?!
B: 咁點先依家? 唉, 你話哂事嘞, 你決定啦, 我講咩你都唔聽㗎啦 (超級悔氣)
N: 妖!


(幾分鍾後, 作了決定, 然後出發)


駕車途中, (不幸遇上)交通擠塞, 心知不妙...
B: 點呀前面呀? 做乜咁塞㗎? 攪咩呀? 喂你睇唔睇到前面做乜塞實哂?
N: 轉燈呀, 等吓啦, 你好趕咩?
(幾秒後, 車輛開始以龜速向前慢駛...)
B: 頂! 啲貨車停哂喺路中心落貨有冇攪錯呀? 巴士又要埋站Van仔的士又要上落客, 三條行車線得返一條! 想唔塞都幾難啦! 離哂大譜!
N: (心諗: 好嘈...可唔可以收聲...冷靜! 冷靜! 千祈唔好插嘴!!千祈唔好!!! 扮聽唔到!)
(說時遲那時快, 趕不及加速就已經轉了紅燈)
B: SHIT!!!!!! I hate Wanchai!!! I fucking hate Wanchai!!!! (係, 我都唔知點解突然轉咗做英文台...)
B: 我真係好討厭灣仔! 中環! 旺角! 銅鑼灣! 啲交通太癲啦!!! 喺香港揸車真係靠惡!! 唉!! 痴線! (就嚟爆炸)
N: (呀....救命呀!)


終於...去到泊車...


B: 唉! 冇哂位啦! 又要等! 
N: (心又諗: 忍多陣! 好快冇事! 快啲有車位!!!!!)
B: 咦! 前面好似有喎!
(點知俾人捷足先登...)
B: FUCK!!!!! 呀......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N: (呀.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
N: (我已經冇哂胃口...)

Tips of the Day

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